PLAYER CHARACTERS
  • Chairman Yen

    Chairman Yen

    Dumplings and sex. What more is there in life?
     
  • Lin

    Lin

    Militant ruler of the Pentagon holding
     
  • Momo

    Momo

    Mask-wearing, sign-wielding, unknown-sex fucker
     
NON-PLAYER CHARACTERS
  • Camo

    Camo

    Former militia member, Pepsi regular
     
  • Jackabacka

    Jackabacka

    Lazy warlord
     
  • Princey

    Princey

    Controls the Smithsonian holding
     
  • Rice

    Rice

    Dumpling-maker at Pepsi
     
  • Tum Tum

    Tum Tum

    One of Jackabacka's thugs
     
  • Twice

    Twice

    Prostitute